Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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