i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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