Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
