ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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