Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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