he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN