I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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