guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just pee around me
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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