I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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