You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Randomize