she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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