are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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