He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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