doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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