So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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