i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.