6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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