He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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