I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
