You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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