so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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