Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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