Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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