how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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