Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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