I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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