I wanna bring you to show and tell
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he wants to bone in the snuggie
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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