god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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