So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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