He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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