I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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