So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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