Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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