idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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