dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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