STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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