wanna go halves on a baby?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
