I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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