Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
