Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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