i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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