whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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