just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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