Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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