Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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