have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Randomize
