they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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