I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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