people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
