haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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