Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering