Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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