so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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