help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
