So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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