kristin has been a bad kristin
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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